|kid:||dad whats a 69|
|dad:||well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]|
Everything you love is here(via lovequotesrus)
Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result